The old man’s bird funny story

Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that. the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is standing is the bird the two things on the side are the eggs and the

 

thing around it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave so he can get some sun he falls asleep when he wakes up there are paramedics around him he asked what happen the paramedic said ask the little girl the old man calls her over what happen the little girl said when you went to sleep I tried to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me so l kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burned the nest.

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