A man and his wife are at a high school reunion.

A married couple were sitting at a table at the wife’s high school reunion as an incredibly drunk man slumped over across from them.

“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.

“Yes,” the husband replied. “That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”

“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”

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