Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : Yes
Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!!
Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : No
Wife : Liar
Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : Maybe
Wife : can u ever b decisive
Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : I don’t know
Wife : Are you blind?
Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : Depends
Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..
Wife : Am I looking fat?
Husband : silence
Wife : Are you deaf?
There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
For everything else there is Google …
Husband to Wife:
Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?
Wife: A Giraffe !
Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me.
Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I’ll accept it as a good gift.
So next day……
